27 Things That Are, Uh, A Little Bit Weird
1. A Godzilla lawn ornament for people who don’t trust gnomes.
2. Beer can-doms so you can practice safe drinking.
3. A calendar filled with pooping dogs to ironically make 2019 feel less crappy.
4. A Nic Cage sequin pillowcase you can flip to red when you want the Face/Off.
5. An egg-cellent squeezy sauce bottle sure to make every meal extra tasty. 🍆💦
6. An unnerving bikini that’s one in a minion.
7. A pair of Guy Fieri earrings ready to take your ears to flavortown.
8. A Star Wars book of battle stages for your biggest thumb war throw downs.
9. A simply ~splashing~ shower curtain featuring Nigel and his…Thornberrys.
10. Or a transparent shower curtain with pockets so you can keep up with your ~soaps~.
11. An elephant G-string for anyone with a lot of junk in the trunk.
12. A pimple popper simulation so you don’t have to wreck your face with your popping impulses.
13. A set of brain slice coasters for doctors, nurses, scientists, and…serial killers?
14. A poke-able corgi butt mousepad if you’re into that kind of thing.
15. Or one featuring a cat riding a unicorn over a rainbow, because sure why not?
16. A ducking funny pair of boxers that will quack you up.
17. A raygun nose trimmer, because it’s 2019 and time to start living in the future.
18. A slimy Gudetama so soothing to play with, you might become more relaxed than the famously lazy egg.
19. A book of dark and disturbing stock photos to flip through when you want to get really bummed out.