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  1. Anonymous says:

    Still messi is better than Redmi

  2. Anonymous says:

    Duta 😂Joke😂

    A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips..

    Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!

    Girl: U liked it!?

    Manager: Oh yeah!!

    Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!!!!

    THE best way to express customer complaint

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  3. Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!😂😂

  4. Anonymous says:

    Termakichu 😂😂😂

  5. Anonymous says:

    I don’t want any of these i just want my pikachu boyfriend to unblock me this Valentine’s day @ least 😭

  6. Husband : I lost my wife,she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.

    Inspector : what is her height..?

    Husband : I never checked.

    Inspector : Slim or healthy..?

    Husband : Not Slim,can be healthy.

    Inspector : Colour of eyes..?

    Husband : Never noticed.

    Inspector : Colour of hair..?

    Husband : Changes according to season.

    Inspector : What was she wearing..?

    Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit

    Inspector : Was she driving..?

    Husband : Yes

    Inspector : Colour of the car..?

    Husband Black Audi A with supercharges 3.0 litre Vc engine generating 333 horse power leamed with an eight-speed liptronic automatic transmission with normal mode.
    And it has full LED head lights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……………………………..

    And then the husband started crying …..

    Inspector : Don’t worry Sir,…….We will find your car..😂😂😂

  7. Anonymous says:

    I don’t know how to love her
    But she is asking me to love her
    I want to die
    Can I get your suggestion

  8. I was invited to a wedding. When i reached the
    hotel, i found two doors
    1.Bride relatives
    2.groom relatives
    I entered the groom door and found two doors again.
    1. Ladies
    2. Men
    I entered men door n found two doors again.
    1.People with gifts
    2.People without gifts
    I entered the second door ( people without gifts ) i found myself outside the hotel..😂

  9. I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i backed home i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again!

  10. girl: do you smoke???
    boy: yes.
    girl:how long??
    boy: 3 years
    girl: how many pack per day??
    boy: atleast 6 pack..
    girl: how much???
    boy: 10 dollars per pack
    girl: that makes 60 dollar you spend for a day.
    boy: yeah i guess….
    girl: dont you know when you dont buy a pack you could have save 60 dollars per day and save it all up for 3 years you could have gotten a ferrari???
    boy: do you smoke
    girl: no
    boy: were’s your ferrari then???

  11. Anonymous says:

    Can I get 100 love ❤ react because tomorrow is my birthday and it’s valentine’s day❤❤

  12. Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!😂😂

  13. Anonymous says:

    How much money they spent on it😒😒

  14. Anonymous says:

    Yes here in Yokohama!
    During summer holiday

  15. Anonymous says:

    Not more beautiful than priya prakash varrier??

  16. Anonymous says:

    Can I get 100 sad reacts because tomorrow is valentine’s day and I don’t have a girlfriend

  17. Anonymous says:

    Should be an android 17 day, today.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Admin where is my crush(Priya)

  19. Anonymous says:

    🌾

    👉 ηιcε ρσsт Sarcasm ✌

    😚 👌

  20. Anonymous says:

    Omg I wanna be there

  21. Anonymous says:

    Ronaldo is better than messi

  22. Anonymous says:

    Free electricity 👍🏻

  23. Anonymous says:

    Medine pikachuuuu ☺️ your parade

  24. Anonymous says:

    Tina Shavin Maria come an see shavinz frnds

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