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  1. Anonymous says:

    Some facts about God Cristiano Ronaldo. 1. At school, the teachers used to raise their hands to speak to Cristiano. 2. A village named a bridge Cristiano, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Cristiano! 3. A defender nearly tripped Cristiano by mistake, even though Cristiano never fell, the defender reported himself to the referee and asked to be given a red card. 4. When Alexander graham bell invented the telephone in 1847, he discovered two missed calls from Cristiano. 5. When Cristiano looks at the sun, the sun has to close it’s eyes. 6.Cristiano’s father’s name is Cristiano Jr. 7.Cristiano once woke up late and…. Sorry Cristiano is never late, the clock must be wrong. 8. Cristiano once came to training late, and the coach punished the other players for coming early. 9. Cristiano never has a heart attack, nothing is stupid enough to attack Cristiano. 10. When Cristiano comes to your house, you are the guest. 11.When Cristiano buys something, the cashier pays him. 12. Cristiano doesn’t run on grass, the grass runs under him. 13. Cristiano once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed everything to him. 14. When Cristiano mom gave birth to Cristiano, Cristiano helped deliver himself. 15. When Cristiano left his home to play professionally, he told his dad: ”you are the man of the house now.” 16. Cristiano killed two rocks with one bird. 17. Cristiano is the only man who pockets even when Unclad. 18.When Cristiano calls your name wrongly, you are to change it to whatever he says. 19. when he was 10ys, Cristiano decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 20. Cristiano lost his virginity even before his parents. 21. when Cristiano was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 22. One day Cristiano passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Cristiano charged the police. 23. Cristiano helped the nurses when he was born. 24. Cristiano never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 25. Oxygen n

  2. Anonymous says:

    Veronica ain’t nothing compared to living in Nigeria…I will watch it alone in the middle of the night in the graveyard sipping my juice and laughing at every deathscene in the movie…

  3. Anonymous says:

    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir,would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. Andif my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

  4. Anonymous says:

    This is wrong because in 2016 a Russian scientist namely maajiphotvagoodthundi ,Why u skip the name, i will not tell you whole story

  5. Anonymous says:

    Who said English is easy???
    Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
    1.______I don’t have Brain.…
    2.______I don’t have Sense.…
    3.______I am Stupid….

  6. Anonymous says:

    Most confused slogan ever…

    ‘World Health Organization ‘ says …..

    WHO cares 😂😎

  7. Anonymous says:

    How to check an idiot in a simple way … check it

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  8. Anonymous says:

    oh but Messi is better than Ronaldo

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